Curious George Goes To WALMART!

I was watching a PlayStation 2 BIOS Corruptions, when I saw a video entitled "Curious George Goes To WALMART!, November 2009 (totally strange and sp00ky)" The thumbnail was just a George’s face. I clicked on it, thinking it was going to be yobelkcip's hoaxes.

But man, I was wrong.

There was a little bit of fuzzy static but not much. The announcer who sounded like Peter griffin said that Curious George was coming on next. The episode started with the normal theme song however it was anything but normal. George's fur was red instead of brown and this made me vomit all over the place. How could it not? Also, the person singing the lyrics was not Dr. John no it was Jimmy Carter. Also, The man with the yellow hat was replaced by Hank hill and George was shown beating the snot out of Ronald McDonald with a happy meal. This was not the Curious George that I know. It's just a greasy fork. Seriously reader clean that sucker before it attracts mould.

The title card reads “Curious George Goes To WALMART!” George was shown messing around in the front yard while The man with the yellow hat load up the car for a road trip. "Come on George we need to be at the town with no name before sundown." The man pleaded as George made his way towards the car. He eventually got inside the car as The man put the radio on. The music that played on the radio was, "Cake at Stake." I've never even heard of that goddamn song before and I'm sure you haven't either reader.

During the car ride, George asked with his Chuck Norris voice, "where are we going Ted?" Ted turned around to face George and said, "I just said the town with no name pay more attention you bitch!" George looked as though he was going to say something but The man with the yellow hat interrupted him by saying, "we need to make a quick stop at Walmart first to pick up some drink and one baked bean for Bartender." That's when I noticed something was off. No one was in the car with George instead it was Bobby Hill. "I love toys!" Bobby proclaimed who sounded Australian for some strange reason.

The car eventually pulled up outside Walmart as George ran across the street without looking both ways first. The man with the yellow hat did not seem care as he followed George inside. George began pestering a man selling free samples because he looked like Bill Dauterive. "George that is so fucking rude!" The man with the yellow hat barked as he threw a slice of jelly toast at George's face. The man then proceeded to explain that if George did not behave himself he would be handed over to Le Billy. George looked absolutely terrified and promised to start behaving.

The man with the yellow hat paid a visit to the bakery in order to pick up some sprinkle cookies. The baker was none other than Layton T. Montgomery. "Why don't you come in?" Montgomery asked before continuing with, "we were just about to have some honey." Then without warning the episode transitioned to another part of the store where Mister Suitcase was shown eating some frozen pizzas. "Hey you! Stop that!" A Nutty Professor who name Sherman Klump. "Sorry Professor I was just looking for a spot of tea." Suitcase said. That was rather out of character for Mister Suitcase to apolisge for eating a pizza but then again I digress.

The episode then transitioned back to George who had become lost from The man with the yellow hat. He made his way into the sweet aisle and looked absolutely dumbfounded. He had to face the facts. His head really was shaped like a balloon just like Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz had foretold him. "George was a bitch." The narrator could be heard saying in the background over and over and over again. George saw something in the aisle which apparently caught his eye. A pack of gummy worms. He went to go grab the packet before getting thrown down the hall by none other than Buzz Lightyear. "I don't think so pal!" Buzz proclaimed as he began eating the gummy worms like no tomorrow.

George made his way down another aisle which was the pet food aisle. The man with the yellow hat meanwhile had requested the aid of a security guard named Eric Harris. Eric was looking for his big break and this could be his chance. He had planning on quitting soon anyway and go on a St Vitus Dance. He had contacts down there who could swing him a place on the roundtable. So Eric began going through the many aisles calling for George. "When i find George I'm gonna kick his ass." The man with the yellow hat said evilly. he asked an incredibly old man if he had seen George. The guy didn't reply instead he pulled an incredibly smiley face. I knew that face. That was none other than Colonel Sanders an American businessman.

Meanwhile, George had made his way inside a backroom. In the backroom, Stephen Quire and Angry Grandpa were hanging out smoking dope and offered George some. George had been warned about the dangers of drugs time and time again from the man with the yellow hat, However other people like A scientist Professor Wiseman seemed to encourage the usage of drugs. George decided he would tempt fate by smoking the dope. He took one huge puff and his eyes turned red. George then proclaimed, "I like getting really high!" "We made him smoke drugs you sure this is cool?" Angry grandpa asked. Before he could get an answer George had already left the backroom dancing and singing like a crazy man.

Stephen and grandpa began chasing after George so their boss Vince McMahon would not find out about them smoking dope on the job. Lucky for them McMahon was busy eating potato salad in his office and wouldn't be out for at least another six hours. "That mother fucker is going down!" Angry grandpa cried as DMX who was shopping with Carl Wheezer and Weegee appeared in front of them. "Squalie!" DMX cried as Carl said, "throw the cart at them." DMX proceeded to throw the shopping cart at the Stephen and grandpa killing all of them instantly. Weegee meanwhile smiled a queasy grin the kind of queasy grin that only a guy could love.

George meanwhile made his way down to the alcohol aisle where Mister Suitcase was. Suitcase had also been lured into smoking dope with stephen and grandpa. He had also gotten rid of Sherman under shady circumstances. Suitcase made a stage appear magically and began dancing on it with George. "He's on top of the wall he's on top of the wall." A male voice be could heard singing in the background in an overly serious tone. Suitcase and George danced for awhile with both of them dawning top hats and canes. "SUITCASE!" A voice yelled and the camera panned over to show the voice came from none other than Screen gems. "I'm very angry with you." Screen gems said as he proceeded to yank suitcase off the stage. Also Screen gems looked terrible. It looked like my toilet on a Sunday evening. Know what I mean?

Anyways, Screen gems began lecturing Suitcase about cake or something I don't even know to be perfectly honest with you dear reader. Neither could Suitcase from the look of thing as both he and George were high as fuck. "Don't you try and blame this all on Viacom!" Screen gems barked as the screen then showed The man with the yellow hat and Eric appearing from behind Screen gems. "Hey where's George?" The man asked as George began messing around with the various shelves of wine and other alcoholic beverages. He managed to climb on top of the shelf with Suitcase following behind him. Screen gems and The man began climbing up the shelf after Suitcase and George respectively.

Meanwhile, Drunk potato head was shown buying beer and said, "I'm getting bored." George and Suitcase began dancing again as did Bobby hill who was wearing sunglasses. "Hello there!" Bobby proclaimed when all of the sudden Screen gems and The man with the yellow hat appeared behind Suitcase and George. "George! I'm very disappointed with you." The man said angrily. Suddenly, the shelf began to break from all the pressure on it. Suitcase and George's antics had attracted the attention of Vince McMahon who climbed on top of the shelf as well. "Listen here ya!" Vince McMahon barked as he began throwing his salad down to the ground with his bare hands. A dangerous pass time I know. Meanwhile, Weegee, DMX, and Carl Wheezer climbed on the shelf on the other side and began singing A cringeworthy songs. "Oh shit they're doing the Charlie Brown dance!" The man with the yellow hat cried out as he covered George's eyes with his hand.

The episode then cut to another part of Walmart where Finley Small was seen buying fruit with Geoguy. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Geoguy yelled angrily as he began pushing Finley towards the alcohol aisle with his hands. Dr. Beanson and Little guy sat on a cash register watching them. "Your in proof your understand." Bartender sighed as he was running the cash register in Finley's absence. Finley was then pushed into the shelf which had George and his crew standing on top causing it to become lopsided. It then began tilting towards the floor at a violent rate as Finley and Geoguy both climbed on top of it in order to continue their fight.

Major Arnold Toht who was shopping for Golden eggs with Harry Potter climbed on top of the shelf which had Carl Wheezer, Weegee and DMX on top of. "Alright take it away and bring the madness." Arnold said bluntly as he was blunter than a blunt kitchen knife. Then all of the sudden Colonel Sanders climbed on top of the shelf too and said, "now just calm down all of ya!" This caused that shelf to start tilting towards the ground as well. Soon both shelves were full to the prim with people even Cleveland Brown had joined in on the fun. "I'm gonna kill you!" Cleveland yelled to The man with the yellow hat as he and The man both began fighting to the death. George didn't seem to notice as he was still suffering from the effects of the drugs. The shelves then both collapsed onto the floor in one masterful swoop. All the bottles of premium alcohol broke in that second causing a massive river of alcohol to start flooding the entire store.

The river of alcohol was so big that it actually left Walmart and began flooding the streets outside. "You see george this is what happens when you do drugs." The man with the yellow hat sighed as he climbed on top of Vince McMahon who was being used as a raft as was Geoguy and Colonel Sanders. George and Mister Suitcase then both sobered up and realised what was happening. "What is going on Ted?" George asked as the river of alcohol crashed into a sophisticated dinner party being hosted by none other than Dr. John Dolittle as Eddie Murphy. "Twiddley dee twiddley dee." Dr. Dolittle sang as he had somehow noticed nothing out of the ordinary. The river was able to engulf the entire city and it continued on for miles and miles. George felt nothing but guilt for his actions. Mister Suitcase didn't however and was busy eating kraft Mac and cheese which had been taken from Dr. Dolittle's dinner party. "Carl watch the mother fucking road!" DMX barked as the river grew larger and larger carrying people left and right.

A time card then came on screen which read, "3 years later." It was shown that the flood finally came to an end and destroyed all of the city in the process. "What the actual fuck? there's nothing left." Patchy the Pirate remarked as he looked over the scene with his telescope. Even though it would be just as easy to see without it. The whole city was nothing but destroyed buildings and decaying grasslands. "We can sweep up and start again." The man with the yellow hat said as DMX put a gun to the back of his head. Everyone looked at The man with a sinister glare. "If you had kept an eye on that monkey none of this would have happened!" Finley barked angrily. Mister Suitcase meanwhile was being lectured by Screen gems again who yelled, "when we get to our new home I'm giving you a list of chores which you'll never complete in a 1000 years!" That's when The man with the yellow hat noticed something was off. "Hey where's George?"

George was shown standing on top of a nearby hill which overlooked the entire city. He had wanted to get out of the city for a long time and now was finally his chance to do so. George was assumed to have died in the flood and a funeral was held in his honour. "George was the cute kind of monkey. The kind that even John Madden thinks is a goodbye." The priest said while he quietly sobbed onto the altar. The man with the yellow hat gave speeches in memory of George. Finley and Geoguy cried on each other's shoulder. You wouldn't think that they were at each other's throats only three years prior. George meanwhile went on the run to the circus where he found work as a circus master or something. I don't even know. He eventually moved on with his life as did The man with the yellow hat. Life went back to normal for them until they were captured by ghostsbusters who forced them join the another ghost. Other than that though totally completely normal. With that the episode ended with the normal credits. Only the names in the credits were not correct. It featured the names of Richard Nixon, Colonel Sanders, and Alex Jones among others. The credits then said, "created by The nickel group.". Then the video ended.

"What the absolute fuck was that!?"

I exited YouTube, pale and mortified. I never saw that episode again, and i'm glad i didn't. If i ever see that episode again, i would cry.

Never watch any lost episode. EVER.

Thank you for reading this and have a nice day.